Loading...PRolex announced the introduction of a new SHwatch today. The PRolex “Deepshit”, which can dive through your toilet bowl into the sewer system at a depths rating of 1000 shits, will be made of Shitanium as a light weight Supermodel, so it won’t drown. It is shitproof, and will have a timing device on the shial to count the sheconds, minutes and hours it spent in the sewer system before taken back out. The watch will have a a diameter of 59 Shilimeters, hugely oversized as this is the current trend of Shwatchbuyers and collectors alike. It will be equipped with a SHT device as well to account for cross border trips across the sewage system. Pictures of this watch will be released at SHASEL 2008. The watch will have a pink SHial, a Helium SHalve, and will be Chronometer SHertified. The SHitanium of the watch will be covered with SHITPVD to give the watch a “black” look. Estimated MSRP will be $1,900,000 of Fiat Currency plus tax, the reference will be 119117. There will also be a limited edition with a bright yellow SHial coming at an MSRP of 2,500,001.76 plus tax. There will only be 22 pieces of this model. The reference of this new PRolex will be 119122. The limited edition has already been sold out. Most orders came from Africa. PRolex also said, they have preorders for the nonlimited edition in the amount of 135000 orders. This will lead to a waiting list period for this model of appx. 10 years. Collectors are already willing to pay more than 10 times the MSRP.
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